I’m sorry, but in lieu of events approaching tonight, I just *had* to.
Whoever gets it before the cut: I will bake you apple pie.
Although, with proper attention to detail, it would actually have to be this:
[image of the Victorian Derry Hill Well © Copyright Janine Forbes and licensed for reuse under Creative Commons 2.0]
(God, I really should sleep more. Now if you’ll excuse me, I’ll be over there,
getting drunk with the rest of the aliens fiddling with my Nerd Badge)
I apologize for the interruption. We will now return to our regularly scheduled program.